Another Amuzing Bit

"Drive up to prostitute. Let her get in. Drive off the road. Wiggle joystick. Kill prostitute. Get your money back."

A student wrote this down when player Grand Theft Auto so he would know of one way to regain his health. he didn't write anything else down to give the note context. He left the note in his pants pocket.

His mom found it.

Amusing Conversation I Heard at School

"You've never taken a girl out before?"

"No."

"What a bitch."

Between two of my tenth-graders.